The ensuing conversation went almost exactly like this:
Me: Buddy! You have GOT to hold it. Please do NOT go poo poo!
D: poo poo!
Me: D, pinch it in. Suck it back. Whatever you gotta do. **thinking** Dev- if you hold your poo poo, mommy will give you a sucker.
D: TWO suckers! One, TWO!
Where'd this kid learn negotiation tactics?!
The awful end to the story: we get to a store, run in and there is a line to get into the bathroom. After waiting in line the little guy turns to me and says, "all gone mamma, poo poo went away." So apparently he succeeded in "sucking it in" or something. As now we get to drive for another hour down the road, which means that round two will be coming in
Three...
...two...
........one.......
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