For all you men out there who dearly desire to frolic naked through the waves of the Baltic Sea: I might recommend finding a new location. Or hobby. Or maybe a therapist.
Apparently the Pacu, a fish native to Brazil, has somehow found its way into Scandinavian waters. Why all the hullabaloo you ask? Well, according to a local expert, the fish's "mouth is not so big, so it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden."
So consider yourself warned men of the world.
Besides, I hear they've been looking to expand their skinny dipper societies in the Bering and East Siberian Sea.
And as horrific as it sounds, I would keep your pants on in Papua New Guinea, because apparently two locals lost not just their balls, but also their lives at the teeth of these fish.
Now there's a way to go.
Wanna here more? Check it out:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/08/13/211628062/beware-the-pacu-experts-tell-european-men-who-skinny-dip
http://metro.co.uk/2011/12/29/testicle-eating-fish-that-killed-two-men-in-papua-new-guinea-caught-by-british-angler-269174/
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
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